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This Marsupial Has Marathon Sex Until It Goes Blind and Drops Dead
(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says "I guess my mom was right.")
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what a way to go! If he was a junior high student, his
peers would be green with envy!
Posted by: funny man | May 04, 2014 at 04:23 PM
Lucky!!!
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | May 04, 2014 at 04:40 PM
Driving males to such feats are astronomical levels of testosterone. Think of an MMA fight wrapped in an Insane Clown Posse concert wrapped in the Insane Clown Posse playing during an MMA fight. While the hormone mobilizes all the sugars in the antechinus’ body so it doesn’t need to feed for the three-week orgy.
I'll have what that marsupial's having, barkeep!
Posted by: "Rob Ford" ibid | May 04, 2014 at 04:43 PM
why does this "guy thing" NOT surprise me?
Posted by: MikeyVA | May 04, 2014 at 05:32 PM
Woodstock for small furry creatures.
Posted by: Clankie | May 04, 2014 at 05:58 PM
Honest! I will love you until the day I die.
Posted by: Todd the Marsupial | May 04, 2014 at 10:13 PM
He does that just to get out of calling the next day.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 04, 2014 at 11:41 PM
"I sentence you to death... by snou snou!"
Posted by: Nicholas | May 05, 2014 at 04:11 AM
"Males relentlessly bound from partner to partner, as massive hormone releases in their bodies cause their immune systems to crash and their fur to fall out."
Sounds like my last husband, but he claimed it was diabetes.
Posted by: ubetcha | May 05, 2014 at 10:23 AM
I guess that there's some truth to the adage, "If you don't stop, you'll go blind."
Posted by: Ernie G | May 05, 2014 at 11:00 AM