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The spoons are on the lamb?
Posted by: Riverview Dude | May 12, 2014 at 02:28 PM
What the fork!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 12, 2014 at 02:28 PM
Not the commemorative spoons!
Posted by: MOTW | May 12, 2014 at 02:50 PM
S-p-o-o-o-o-n!
Posted by: The Tick | May 12, 2014 at 02:51 PM
Broken glass inside AND OUTSIDE.
Zombie Garfield has risen.
And he's got his own eating utensils!
Posted by: Steve | May 12, 2014 at 03:12 PM
i suspect a cereal burglar
Posted by: ligirl | May 12, 2014 at 03:39 PM
*snork* at ligirl
Now where the hell am I supposed to take the kids on vacation?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | May 12, 2014 at 03:57 PM
Ms Flukey, how about Darwin, Minnesota?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 12, 2014 at 04:25 PM
Cleveland's tourism industry will be decimated
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 12, 2014 at 04:50 PM
Ms Fluke,
Disney World
Posted by: Riverview Dude | May 12, 2014 at 05:16 PM
At least now Arthur will set the table.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 12, 2014 at 05:30 PM
Cleveland police are on the lookout for a disgruntled Taco Bell customer who's fed up with trying to eat his dinner with a spork!
Posted by: Trent | May 12, 2014 at 06:23 PM
They will know fear when " The Curse of Garfield's Tomb " sets them dying off one by one.
Posted by: Clankie | May 12, 2014 at 07:15 PM
When will they realise that there IS no spoon?
Posted by: Nicholas | May 13, 2014 at 05:18 AM