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Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 03, 2014 at 02:41 PM
ready!
Posted by: ligirl | May 03, 2014 at 02:54 PM
Really, really ready!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 03, 2014 at 03:11 PM
*yawn*
How can they call it "24"? Shouldn't they call this reboot "12"?
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 03, 2014 at 03:31 PM
Incredibly, indubitably, immeasurably ready!!! I started blurking yesterday, seeking some acknowledgement that we, this happy band of warriors, could again assemble in our various time zones, and ruin the "plot" for people on the west coast.
This time I've even got a table for my laptop so I don't have to sustain severe neck damage from trying to watch over my shoulder while keyboarding.
Tick...tick...tick...
Posted by: Betsy | May 03, 2014 at 04:09 PM
Hostage OMG
Posted by: Theresa | May 03, 2014 at 04:12 PM
I have never seen the show, but I will be watching' Anytime a woman wearing enough eye makeup to cover a tennis court makes herself available for viewing I'm there.
Posted by: manual tomato | May 03, 2014 at 05:03 PM
Entire forests have been decimated in preparation for the new and improved Wooden Dialogue Generator. I stand .... Ready!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 03, 2014 at 05:46 PM
Ka-chung... Ka-chung... Ka-chung... Ka-chung...
Posted by: Ghost of Edgar | May 03, 2014 at 06:31 PM
Should we form a perimeter?
Posted by: wiredog | May 03, 2014 at 06:58 PM
Meanie, I heard that Fox did NOT have the money for
an improved WDG. So, that said, rumor has it they did hire some kindergarden kids, and like that "adorable" AT&T comercial, asked the kids what should happen. which of course, the few writers they imported from Crimea.... did the opposite!
Posted by: funny man | May 03, 2014 at 07:55 PM
Edgar?
Posted by: OldPhil | May 03, 2014 at 08:59 PM
I only counted 203,800 dead terrorists.
Posted by: Suzie Q. Wacvet | May 03, 2014 at 11:14 PM
I lost count of the dead terrorists somewhere around the 100K mark, so I'll take your word for it.
...Alas, family obligations will likely keep me away from Monday night's liveblog, but I'll be checking in after, hopefully once Steve posts the recap.
Posted by: Wes S. | May 04, 2014 at 09:35 AM
At last, a competent grizzled psuedo law enforcement individual tracking down bad guys, not like Ryan Hardy, whose cohorts shot people in the face and chest instead of the thigh for later
torturingquestioning. And once Ryan Hardy caught up to the bad guy and put a gun to his head, HE CRIED AND LET HIM GO! Jack Bauer doesn't show that level of sympathy.Posted by: bluorangefyre | May 04, 2014 at 01:13 PM
Sympathy!?? Blue...there's no TIME!!!!
Posted by: Betsy | May 04, 2014 at 04:38 PM
Where's Behrooz?
Posted by: Ednamode | May 04, 2014 at 05:09 PM
¡I hope they visit Carrrrrrrrrrnaby Asada Street!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | May 04, 2014 at 10:11 PM
How can they call it "24"? Shouldn't they call this reboot "12"?
Maybe they could've called it "Ha'day"? Or "Farthing"?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | May 04, 2014 at 10:26 PM
Daylight Savings (There's-no-)Time!!
I'm ready with my Waffle House Pitchfork O' Doom. I will transcend the West Coast time challenge, since I'm from the lumber mill that generates the wood that makes that wooden dialogue generator so darned woody.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 05, 2014 at 01:36 AM
I am just happy to see the old gang here! And to play with Jack's Sad Sack (TM) again!
Posted by: Gennita Low | May 05, 2014 at 08:38 AM
Hurray! It's Lumber Jack Sack Day!
Which occurs on May 5th this year, the American-Mexican festival marking the redundantly-named town of Pueblo's defeat of the French Culinary Legion, and observed by dumping the foreigners' condiments down the drain.
¡Sinko de Mayo! ¡Ándale!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | May 05, 2014 at 08:51 AM