WE NEED TO BAN THOSE THINGS
Corn dog dispute leads to assault case
(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Mother of Chaos)
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April 29, 2014
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Clearly a chemical brain imbalance. Why should anyone get upset over a corn dog?
Posted by: Theresa | April 29, 2014 at 09:35 AM
I can suggest a new location for that corn dog
Posted by: Riverview Dude | April 29, 2014 at 09:48 AM
Why do we even allow them on the streets!
Posted by: jon | April 29, 2014 at 09:49 AM
When corn dogs are banned, only criminals will have corn dogs. That'll be weird.
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | April 29, 2014 at 09:55 AM
Once upon a time, my friend was at a fish fry where one guy shot another guy over a fish sandwich. Seriously, a fish sandwich at a fish fry.
After the ambulance and police left, a long and beer-fueled descussion began: if you'd shoot a man for a fish sandwich, what would you do for a steak and fries? And how low would you go? Kick him in the shins for bubblegum? Punch him for a jerky stick? Stamp on his toe for penny candy?
Posted by: Alien8 | April 29, 2014 at 10:13 AM
Corn is America.. Freely blowing in the wind, feeding and fueling the heart and soul of a proud nation of different races and cultures that function as one... The hot dog is hailed and praised at all of celebrations that praise this, your, nay, OUR America.. Like this greatest nation in the world the hot dog is a combination of many individual components that unite together as one to forge ahead, feed the hungry and make this world a better place when called upon by allies and adversaries alike.. Combined as one into the proud and humble corn dog, you have the essence of freedom itself, America the beautiful.. And to mistreat and befoul the corn dog by nuking it in a microwave is to mistreat and befoul, and yes nuke America.. And I for one sir will not stand by in stony silence and ambivalence while some freedom haters launch a nuclear attack on America!!
Posted by: Sean In Akron | April 29, 2014 at 10:51 AM
That is what happens when you put weiners in the wrong hands.
Posted by: MikeyVA | April 29, 2014 at 11:44 AM
Oh, and thank you Sean You Da Man.
Posted by: MikeyVA | April 29, 2014 at 11:46 AM
I have a dream for America . . . a dream of a carhop's toupee slowly sliding onto a greasy fish sandwich.
Posted by: Zippy the Pinhead | April 29, 2014 at 12:40 PM
Nice, Sean. If you cook it, they will come.
Posted by: Bob | April 29, 2014 at 03:04 PM
i saw corn dog dispute open for the string cheese incident.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | April 30, 2014 at 12:50 PM