« Previous | Main | Next »

April 24, 2014

THEY'RE SWITCHING TO CRYSTAL METH

School stops serving Mountain Dew before FCAT after complaints

(Thanks to Gordon Anderson and Jon Harris)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Do you hear that? It's the sound of someone filing a patent for powdered Mtn Dew.

Aka - "Pew."

Yahoo ! No Mountain Dew.

I didn't realize schools took the "do the dew" so seriously...

(I myself Prefer Dr. Pepper, regular, straight up...)

Who knew that Dew was a performance enhancing drug? A-Rod's probably getting some cases in now.

Mountain Dew? Oh the shame of it all!

Once again, it's all about the testing rather than any concern about whether the kids are actually learning anything.

No Child Left Behind really means No Child Gets Ahead.

I used to keep a pack of Skittles in my shirt pocket for use during tests. I called them smart pills. They do have an S on them. Worked for me.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise