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Posted by: Suzie Q. Wacvet | April 25, 2014 at 03:08 PM
I they taste like chicken. Or is it the other way around?
Posted by: JG | April 25, 2014 at 03:26 PM
I think there's a real opportunity for home drones and hellfires..
Posted by: JG | April 25, 2014 at 03:29 PM
My students said that rat steak was very delicious -- sort of like pork.
They also let me know that their grandparents told them that human tastes like pork, too. I never turned my back on my class after that.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 25, 2014 at 03:50 PM
And they will all be given a Florida driver's license.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | April 25, 2014 at 05:05 PM
Who's got the damned kryptonite?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 25, 2014 at 09:10 PM
I think we need some super-cats! Can we get Brewster Rockit's Dr. Mel to help create some?
Posted by: funny man | April 26, 2014 at 09:07 AM
Mighty Mouse's in-laws.
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 26, 2014 at 09:13 AM
Here I come to save the day?
Posted by: Super Rat | April 28, 2014 at 08:52 AM
Again, Florida is ahead of the curve. the super rats outnumber humans 5-1 on I-95.
Posted by: Carlito | April 30, 2014 at 10:39 AM