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April 01, 2014

SO DRUGGING THEM IS NOT AN OPTION

WARNING: Drug-resistant mutant head lice now living in MOBILE PHONES

It's worse than you think.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

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I saw Drug-Resistant Mutant Head Lice warming up for Black Flag at CBGB's back in '81. Helluva show.

Darn you, Dave. I can't believe I fell for that on April 1.

Didn't Drug Resistant Mutant Head Lice open for Metallica in '94?

Cranial warming is responsible.

iScabies is becoming a problem, too.

Drat! I did get fooled again.

"Don't even think about going near a mobile phone with liquid," he stressed. "That would be madness!"

.... says the professor who contributes material to "the Follicle and Filamentous Biomaterial Review".

They must really let their hair downs at the office Christmas party, those follicle and filamentous biomaterial types.

When I'm on this blog on April 1st I always hover over the links just to be sure I'm not going to see a pictre of you-know-who. Dave still gets me every year.

Nursecindy,

I beleive that there is a bikini wax in someone's future. His initial are DAVE.

Can you shear me now?

When NSA bugs your phone they don't kid around.

Ask Siri about it.

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