NAME THAT COUNTY!

10:08 a.m. A woman on Solberg Drive reported that her neighbor came onto her property and asked her to turn her non-existent music down.

1:30 p.m. The owner of a gas station in Lakeside has footage of someone stealing his giant M&M machine.

10:38 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that his wife came home upset after a dumpster diving expedition and hit him in the ribs with a phone charger. He did not need medical assistance.

1:08 a.m. A man called 911 claiming that he was tired of eating sweets and wanted a sandwich. He was advised that his sandwich order was not considered an emergency.

(Thanks to funny man)

Comments

[nursecindy]

I guess it's safe to assume that none of the Flathead County residents attended the Orgasmic, Semiotic Cataclysms of Eyegiene and Mextasy: Digressions of Film Studies, Ethnic Studies, and Cultural Studies in the Televisual, Techno-Ontological Age of the Smartphone event.
Reportedly, someone in a gold BMW made an intentional attempt to run over a man walking down Highway 2 East.
Maury?

[manual tomato]

Don't know that I will
But until I can find me
The girl who'll stay
And won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A Kalispell man, Kalispell man

[Head_Smashed_In]

I wonder if there are any cat herders in Flathead County.

[Loudmouth]

Dumpster diving expeditions. Oh, the Flathead Tourism Bureau is in paroxysms. New revenue from the Land O' Wonder.

[funny man]

Did anyone notice the "possible" connections between the 1:30 pm and then the 1:30 am "events"?

They may have solved the case. Then again, this is Flathead....

[lavid detterman]

And Jerry and or Larry ouldn't use any of thses ideas to relaunch Seinfeld? What is wrong with our
"creative" writers of thsi decade?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Time to shake things up in Flathead, Maury. Make your reporters write every police blotter event in haiku.

[padraig]

I have to admit, I myself find it annoying when my neighbors play their nonexistent music so loud I can't understand what the voices in my head are telling me to do.

I mean, if I get it wrong, there could be some real trouble.

[ligirl]

'stop,drop & roll' wbagnfan emergency sandwich order

[HogsAteMySister]

We assume the "non-existent music" was by Justin Bieber and pretty much every other "musician" under the age of 50.

[DaveM]

There's a machine that dispenses giant M&Ms? Sweet!

[LeDud]

Maybe insanity is the way to go. I might move to Flathead Co.

[Mikey123]

GUESS WHO IS "108 ACROSS" TODAY IN THE WASHINGTON POST CROSSWORD?

[Mikey123]

10:08 a.m. A woman on Solberg Drive reported that her neighbor came onto her property and asked her to turn her non-existent music down.

Was it RAP?

[Steve]

Ah, "earworms" are your neighbor's fault.
I suspected as much.
Either that or some inconsiderate blogger will mention a song like "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and your mind will immediately start, "Dee de dee de de dee dee...".
You're welcome.

[MazarLarry]

"10:45 a.m. An inattentive driver in a black Prius was seen traveling southbound in the northbound lane of Highway 93." Maybe he had the battery in backwards.