« Previous | Main | Next »
April 25, 2014
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-MiamiHerald.com
Links
- DaveBarry.com
- Columns
- You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
- Insane City
- Lunatics
- I'll Mature When I'm Dead
- The Shepherd, The Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog
- Peter and the Starcatchers
- G2G (Guide to Guys: The Movie)
- Old Blog
- Remainders Tour
- Gene W.'s columns
- I'm With Stupid
- Acronyms
Dave Barry's Books
Music
Categories
- 24
- Caption Contest
- Current Affairs
- Dave Barry for President
- Do Not Click This Link
- Herald Hunt
- Jokes
- Past Columns
- Productivity Enhancers
- Starcatcher Play
- Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes
- videos
- Vintage Columns
- Walter
- WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G
- YELLOW FOR CAUTION
- Yes, it's old. But it's important.
Your Blogging Staff
Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Good thing Massachusetts has solved all its problems so they can focus on this stuff.
Posted by: FredKey | April 25, 2014 at 10:13 AM
When will they make Mitt Romney the official state fruitcake?
Posted by: Ralph | April 25, 2014 at 10:30 AM
Glad to see that they are concentrating on the important matters at hand!
Posted by: Riverview Dude | April 25, 2014 at 10:37 AM
Wonder is Pocahontas, their nitwit senator had anythinhg to do with this?
Posted by: MikeyVA | April 25, 2014 at 10:44 AM
"Fluff"?
Posted by: Steve | April 25, 2014 at 11:06 AM
chris christie fighting for fluffernutter hero
Posted by: ligirl | April 25, 2014 at 11:08 AM
A couple of years ago I had a newly transplanted
Yankeeperson from up North stop me in the grocery store to ask where we kept our fluff. I had no idea what she was talking about until she explained what she was looking for. She asked me how we made our fluffernutter sandwiches. I told her we didn't.Posted by: nursecindy | April 25, 2014 at 11:47 AM
Is there a Massachusetts State Blood Pressure Medication?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 25, 2014 at 11:59 AM
Well, there are a lot of fluffers there
Posted by: poker | April 25, 2014 at 12:24 PM
You have no idea how proud I am to live in a state where our legislators have time to concentrate on crap like this....
It's time for me to move....
Posted by: SteveFromMA | April 25, 2014 at 12:52 PM
ligirl: Now you're talking.
Posted by: FredKey | April 25, 2014 at 01:21 PM
This is all do to those profit whores, the fluff-industrial complex, and their evil lobbyists. Where is the occupy movement when you need them.
Posted by: Tom (Not That Tom) | April 25, 2014 at 01:46 PM
That's "Fauxcahontas," MikeyVA.
Posted by: PG13 Wodehouse | April 25, 2014 at 07:39 PM
Warning: Whole foods advocates... Do NOT read this article without emergency medical personnel standing nearby.
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 26, 2014 at 12:31 PM