WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CARRY A SELF-DEFENSE PIE
Mysterious clown sightings creeping out Staten Islanders
(Thanks to Allen at Division and Jeff Meyerson)
RELATED: Meet the crab spider that looks just like the clown in hit Stephen King film 'It'
(Thanks to ubetcha)
Used to live there. There were no clowns running around on my watch. Everything's gone to hell since.
Posted by: Fred Key | March 25, 2014 at 12:31 PM
A certain male blogger,
Jeff Meyersonwho shall remain nameless, told me this guy looked like a typical Staten Islander to him.Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2014 at 12:51 PM
Back to Congress!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 25, 2014 at 01:26 PM
Could be worse ... could be in the Bronx ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 25, 2014 at 01:30 PM
I thought the Mayor lived elsewhere.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 25, 2014 at 01:54 PM
' - crab spider that looks just like the clown in hit Stephen King film 'It' - IF the clown was wearing a YELLOW & WHITE KNITTED SKI MASK'
Posted by: ligirl | March 25, 2014 at 02:54 PM
Exactly, cindy. As if Staten island weren't creepy enough already, now this.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2014 at 03:06 PM
It must be a fool moon and the werepoliticians are out.
Posted by: kennef | March 25, 2014 at 03:32 PM
Carry a big jar of cold cream. Without that greasepaint the bums are nuthin'.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2014 at 05:42 PM
A good 12-gauge goes a long way toward declownifying your neighborhood.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 25, 2014 at 06:17 PM
You know, I didn't use to be freaked out by clowns, but...Eek.
*checking to ensure own 12-gauge is loaded*
*giving thanks I don't live on Staten Island*
Posted by: Wes S. | March 25, 2014 at 08:15 PM
I could dress up as a clown for a trade show in the area. It is my day off.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 25, 2014 at 09:16 PM
Who can't forget the clown in the "It" movie. It's a classic for Stephen King.
Posted by: Theresa | March 25, 2014 at 10:37 PM
This is what happens without proper heard control. These clowns are struggling over limited resources. A hunting season is needed. That way the clowns will be happier.
This in turn will supply a higher quality of clown to be used for scientific and military research.
Posted by: Imnotdave | March 26, 2014 at 07:15 AM
Spider=OK. Clown=nothing against them, or anywhere near them.
Two of my four spider bites have been from crab spiders who tend to be, well, crabby. No harmful effects whatsoever.
Posted by: Steve | March 26, 2014 at 11:23 AM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | March 26, 2014 at 02:25 PM