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Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2014 at 09:18 AM
What a cabbage head.
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | March 28, 2014 at 09:27 AM
Lettuce pray that she recovers.
Posted by: John Boner | March 28, 2014 at 09:28 AM
Mom must evict Bobby from the basement, but shoot him first.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 28, 2014 at 09:28 AM
I saw the Cabbageheads warming up for the Lemonheads in 2002. Helluva show.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 28, 2014 at 09:29 AM
I have friends who call this foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | March 28, 2014 at 09:30 AM
i fought the slaw & the slaw won
Posted by: ligirl | March 28, 2014 at 09:32 AM
on the condition he undertake counselling for alcohol, drug and anger issues
Now there's a surprise. But the most important fact is left out of the article! What kind of lettuce? Shoddy reporting.
Posted by: wiredog | March 28, 2014 at 09:33 AM
Assault with a salad?
It's OK. The Judge gave him a good dressing down.
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2014 at 09:41 AM
I heard he's also banned from being within 50 feet of a salad bar.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2014 at 09:42 AM
coulda givin her a wedgie
Posted by: ligirl | March 28, 2014 at 10:00 AM
Their argument came to a head.
Posted by: Ford79 | March 28, 2014 at 10:02 AM
I wonder what what was the Cos of the dispute.
Posted by: Elon | March 28, 2014 at 01:35 PM
I wonder what was the cos of the dispute.
Posted by: Elon | March 28, 2014 at 01:36 PM
Lettuce let bygones be bygones and romaine friends. We need not become bitter foes over that double posting.
Posted by: Elon | March 28, 2014 at 01:37 PM
Good thing there were now shakers on the table, or he could have been charged with a salt.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | March 28, 2014 at 02:44 PM
Monty Pythons wee light years ahead. Look up their "Self Defense Against Fruit" on Youtube
Posted by: NoName | March 28, 2014 at 03:29 PM
Ceasar? He hardly knew her.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 28, 2014 at 05:21 PM
He's clearly still in his salad days. He'll soon learn vegetables can kill.
Posted by: Elon | March 28, 2014 at 05:43 PM
You'll take this arugula out of my cold dead hands!
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 28, 2014 at 05:48 PM