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March 25, 2014


What women want on the dance floor, according to science

(Thanks to Jon Harris)


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I usually just look for a guy who isn't going to step on my foot.

BWA HA HA HA - geez, warn a gal before you post something with videos like that. Now I've got salad snorked up in my sinuses.

Yeah, baby! Groovy!

Does this mean that doing the macarena won't help me score?

Just how did they manage to get Al Gore to do the second video?

So ... when I (finally) get my right knee replaced (surgically), I'll be able to dance?

Well ... dance as well as I could before ... um ... uh-oh ...

I do not understand dancing. I feel that even Gene Kelley looked pretty stupid. And so what chance does anyone else have?

But I am probably just weird.

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”

― William W. Purkey

I guess that's been my problem, ligirl. I've been trying to dance like I'll never be hurt.

*snork* @ Head Smashed Inn - how' bout this one :

"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."- Dave Barry

- & nobody cares if you hurt yourself, either ;)

What women want in a man:
1. Looks like Channing Tatum
2. Dances like one of Gladys Knight's pips
3. As funny as Dave Barry
4. As suave as Sean Connery's James Bond
5. Can show sensitivity like Tom Hanks
6. Has the same level of intelligence as Einstein
7. As wealthy as Bill Gates

See? We're not picky at all!

*Dang! I am REALLY close on this!

well ... five outta ... four ... um ... three outta seven ... that's close, innit?

Shake shake shake
Shake Shake Shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty, now

Quoth the KC

Welp, guess I'll still be, er, "Dancing With Myself."


I went to a college that didn't allow dancing. And a grad school.

The University of Illinois for a later grad stint was a bit of a transition. Zoning laws prohibit me from dancing in public.

So, basically, women like drunk men. Seems fair.

My wife says I shouldn't dance 'less someone's shooting at my feet.

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