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Don't order the crispy bacon in Uintah County.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 27, 2014 at 12:44 PM
Infidels! You must pay for this desecration!
Posted by: Ayatollah ben Dover | March 27, 2014 at 12:44 PM
The legend of Crispi, f*** buddy gone wrong.
Soon to be a best seller.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 27, 2014 at 12:48 PM
cameo adawn? dang her mother was drunk too...
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | March 27, 2014 at 01:48 PM
What a coincidence. My girlfriend Crunchi once drove a truck through my house.
Posted by: Fred Key | March 27, 2014 at 02:22 PM
I wonder if her boyfriend was the guy who set a house on fire to impress the girl in yesterday's stories. Small world and all that.
Posted by: Bob | March 27, 2014 at 02:57 PM
You're better off dating Christo. He'll just wrap your house in decorative fabric.
But Crispi ought to look into a grant for his bacon thing.
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | March 27, 2014 at 02:58 PM
Cameo Adawn Crispi
Better she had set her parents' house on fire.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 27, 2014 at 03:27 PM
nursecindyfanclub - chris christie would Never allow such a waist of bacon
what?
Posted by: ligirl | March 27, 2014 at 03:53 PM
You want him fried with that?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2014 at 04:52 PM
If her name was Patty would she have used sausage?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 27, 2014 at 08:01 PM