THIS NEVER FAILS
Man burned down home to impress woman
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
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March 26, 2014
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that's what happens when you hookup on match.com
Posted by: ligirl | March 26, 2014 at 09:58 AM
Brilliant, dude.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2014 at 09:59 AM
Committing arson to impress women as well as burglary to buy drugs were topics covered in primary school Civics class. May have been gym class and chemistry, a lot of the better students didn't pay attention.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 26, 2014 at 10:00 AM
At least he din't use a wood chipper ... That'd've been excessive ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 26, 2014 at 10:07 AM
I knew a man Bohjanen and he fancied you
As he poured out booze
With silver tongue and ragged sheet, he took his chance
He burned for you
Flames jumped so high, jumped so high
When the farmhouse burned down
Mr. Bohjanen ....
Mr. Bohjanen ....
Mr. Bohjanen .... did you get in her pants?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 26, 2014 at 10:30 AM
Pyromantic?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 26, 2014 at 10:41 AM
But this is how I always impress the womenfolk. Along with informing than that, yes, those pants do make their butts look big.
Posted by: Vladimir Putin | March 26, 2014 at 10:42 AM
Just another talking head.
Posted by: Steve | March 26, 2014 at 10:53 AM
*holds up a match for meanie*
. . . ah, what the hell . . .
*flicks it at him*
Posted by: ligirl | March 26, 2014 at 11:56 AM
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
Posted by: wiredog | March 26, 2014 at 12:05 PM
See, See, guns don't cause crime, idiots impressing women do.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 26, 2014 at 12:16 PM
Well in his defense, I imagine those North Dakota nights can be awfully long and lonely.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 26, 2014 at 12:18 PM
But, n'cin', those of us who happen to be well-adjusted have lernt how to cope ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 26, 2014 at 12:37 PM
And here we thought drinking too much and throwing up in the parking lot was what impressed them.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 26, 2014 at 12:49 PM
Bein' able to throw up into the parkin' lot frum INSIDE the car is whut impresses 'em, Clank' ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 26, 2014 at 12:53 PM
Snork @ Loudmouth
Posted by: MOTW | March 26, 2014 at 12:56 PM
Anybody got a light?
Posted by: Riverview Dude | March 26, 2014 at 02:26 PM
I think Meanie's on fire.
Posted by: MOTW | March 26, 2014 at 02:28 PM
I'm riding in your car.
You turn on the radio.
You try to hold me close.
I tell you no.
You say that you'll impress me.
I call you a liar.
Ooh Ooh Ooh....FIRE!
Apologies to Bruce Springsteen and The Pointer Sisters
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 26, 2014 at 02:48 PM
Sounds like they double dog dared him
Posted by: poker | March 26, 2014 at 04:00 PM
Didn't Lisa Lopez do this with Andre Rison?
Posted by: Wes S. | March 26, 2014 at 04:06 PM
I'm surprised he managed to not set them all on fire. What an Ultramaroon.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 26, 2014 at 04:13 PM
Their love burns with a passion no barn can contain.
Posted by: Elon | March 26, 2014 at 04:17 PM
Look, truthfully, who hasn't done this? What?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 27, 2014 at 03:53 AM