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March 28, 2014


Florida man accused of going on drunk machete rampage after vomiting on cellphone

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)


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Machete attacks are legal in CA. Getting a prescription to do one is easy.

Drunk Machete Rampage opened for Whitesnake.

This is what happens when you don't get the extra insurance on your cell phone.

Can you BEER ME NOW???!!!

Snork at Ligirl

I suspect it was not a particularly smart phone

He got how many bars?

I saw Drunk Machete Rampage warming up for Molly Hatchet back in '82. Helluva show.

I have friends who call this foreplay.

He could become the poster child for relaxed marijuana laws.

Pretty impressive that they negotiated with him on the cell phone he puked on.

Even more impressive that he could put a shotgun into his mouth!

How do you get a machete drunk? Was the guy just an accomplice to the machete?

Spousal abuse is not always funny. I pray that they can reattach the wife's arm. The video said she suffered horrific injury.

I agree Elon. Drunk stooge with a machete falling over and castrating himself, that's comedy and doing society a favor. Drunk stooge severely cutting other people, shooting at and barely missing cops, attempting suicide, mmm, not so much. Only a true Darwin event might make it worthwhile.

He probably had itchy skin and rashes, toe fungus, bloating, fatigue, mouth ulcers and white coated tongue, just like in the ad.

o/t but....I'm officially worried about Dave. I hope everything is okay. I'm also going through Blog withdrawal. I went clothes shopping with nine! other women yesterday and I need a laugh! Back on topic.

Dave? Is Dave not here?

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