THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN
Florida man accused of going on drunk machete rampage after vomiting on cellphone
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
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March 28, 2014
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Machete attacks are legal in CA. Getting a prescription to do one is easy.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 28, 2014 at 09:54 AM
Drunk Machete Rampage opened for Whitesnake.
Posted by: OldPhil | March 28, 2014 at 10:28 AM
This is what happens when you don't get the extra insurance on your cell phone.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2014 at 10:39 AM
Can you BEER ME NOW???!!!
Posted by: ligirl | March 28, 2014 at 10:39 AM
Snork at Ligirl
I suspect it was not a particularly smart phone
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 28, 2014 at 10:54 AM
He got how many bars?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2014 at 12:06 PM
I saw Drunk Machete Rampage warming up for Molly Hatchet back in '82. Helluva show.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 28, 2014 at 12:54 PM
I have friends who call this foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | March 28, 2014 at 12:54 PM
He could become the poster child for relaxed marijuana laws.
Posted by: LeDud | March 28, 2014 at 12:58 PM
Pretty impressive that they negotiated with him on the cell phone he puked on.
Posted by: Bob | March 28, 2014 at 03:30 PM
Even more impressive that he could put a shotgun into his mouth!
Posted by: Digger | March 28, 2014 at 03:57 PM
How do you get a machete drunk? Was the guy just an accomplice to the machete?
Posted by: Frank Davuco | March 28, 2014 at 04:29 PM
Spousal abuse is not always funny. I pray that they can reattach the wife's arm. The video said she suffered horrific injury.
Posted by: Elon | March 28, 2014 at 05:48 PM
I agree Elon. Drunk stooge with a machete falling over and castrating himself, that's comedy and doing society a favor. Drunk stooge severely cutting other people, shooting at and barely missing cops, attempting suicide, mmm, not so much. Only a true Darwin event might make it worthwhile.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 28, 2014 at 08:21 PM
He probably had itchy skin and rashes, toe fungus, bloating, fatigue, mouth ulcers and white coated tongue, just like in the ad.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 30, 2014 at 11:23 AM
o/t but....I'm officially worried about Dave. I hope everything is okay. I'm also going through Blog withdrawal. I went clothes shopping with nine! other women yesterday and I need a laugh! Back on topic.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2014 at 01:14 PM
Dave? Is Dave not here?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 30, 2014 at 05:23 PM