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Woman terrified of CHEESE bursts into tears at the sight of it
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March 26, 2014
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Do y'all s'pose we should consider her to be an athiest?
She definitely does NOT "have a friend in Cheeses" ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 26, 2014 at 09:59 AM
This actually has a name: Turophobia
Holy curds, Batman! No whey!
Posted by: MOTW | March 26, 2014 at 10:07 AM
(HAR! @ MOTW!)
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 26, 2014 at 10:13 AM
not mine, but i luv it :
'Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to dis a Brie
I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese
Everybody’s looking for Stilton'
Posted by: ligirl | March 26, 2014 at 10:16 AM
MOTW:
I thought it was fromageophobia?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 26, 2014 at 10:39 AM
It all started with Velveeta ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 26, 2014 at 10:40 AM
Some of us would not consider Velveeta to be actual cheese. Or maybe it's "the cheese that will not die."
Posted by: Steve | March 26, 2014 at 11:01 AM
Velveeta is zombie cheese? I'd be scared of that.
Is that a can of spray cheese in your pocket or just a concealed gun?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 26, 2014 at 12:13 PM
From the Greek τυρί, turo, for "cheese" or "curd" and φόβος, Phóbos, meaning "fear" or "morbid fear."
Here is a link to 13 unusual phobias.
You're welcome.
Posted by: YFNRW (your friendly neighborhood reference wench) | March 26, 2014 at 12:42 PM
I have the same problem with beer.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | March 26, 2014 at 12:45 PM
I'm terrified of Muensters.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 26, 2014 at 12:53 PM
Surely she's not afraid of crackers, too.
Posted by: Wallace and Grommit | March 26, 2014 at 12:58 PM
WWFonDo ?
Posted by: ligirl | March 26, 2014 at 01:05 PM
Nacho what you're gettin' at, ligirl.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 26, 2014 at 01:19 PM
she's jes got the Blue meanies, i guess
Posted by: ligirl | March 26, 2014 at 01:28 PM
Uh oh. That's the quiche of death, for sure.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 26, 2014 at 01:39 PM
Her boyfriend is truly a classily and empathetic person.
Posted by: Elon | March 26, 2014 at 01:56 PM
I thought the same thing, Elon. She has to lock herself in the bathroom because the idiot chases her around the house? Her friends and roommate sound similarly classy.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 26, 2014 at 02:02 PM
I saw Screaming Cheese warming up for GWAR back in the day. Helluva show!
Posted by: Alien8 | March 26, 2014 at 02:23 PM
She needs to lose the boyfriend. I'd give him a Swiss kick in his Babybel's, iykwim.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 26, 2014 at 02:24 PM
What happens if she "cuts the cheese"?
Posted by: Riverview Dude | March 26, 2014 at 02:31 PM
Riverview Dude - she would have a hissy fart
Posted by: ligirl | March 26, 2014 at 03:01 PM
- and i love when cindy gets all nurse ratched-y
Posted by: ligirl | March 26, 2014 at 03:19 PM
The camo-nbert will attack and you'll never see it coming.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 26, 2014 at 03:22 PM
Autocorrect turned "classy" into "classily"?? For what purpose, iPhone? WHY? Damn you, Jobs!
Posted by: Elon | March 26, 2014 at 04:13 PM
That' snot gouda.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 27, 2014 at 07:14 AM