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March 25, 2014

STAY CLASSY, FLORIDA MAN

Naked Florida man scares 6-year-old girl after having sex in Walgreens bathroom

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

RELATED: Florida man gets trapped in bathroom during failed panty raid

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

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Public bathroom sex, that's the ticket.

I didn't even know that Walgreen's had public bathrooms. Why wasn't the lady female involved also charged?

Another satisfied customer.

WARNING: ACTIVE E COLI AREA

WASH YOUR HANDS AND SEX ORGAN IF APPLICABLE.

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

Thanks in advance.

"The 24-year-old man was booked on charges of lewd/lascivious exhibition, indecent exposure in public, battery and knowingly driving with suspended or revoked license."


So ... one hasta have a license fer their sex drive, in Florida?

I did NOT know that! (One more reason to never go there ...)

The poor girl.

Why bathrooms ? Whatever happened to using doorways in dark alleys, like most French people do ?

I agree, cindy. I never saw a Walgreens with a bathroom for customers and sex fiends when we were in Florida.

"He had my little girl's panties in his pockets and one on the sink," Gonzalez said. "To me only a sick, perverted person would do that…Get help."

Amen, brother.

I know places in this country where he wouldn't have been arrested for stealin' panties ...

He'd've been hauled to the morgue ...

Hey, Dave, how about diagramming that first sentence?

Too bad for the little girl. Yes Walgreens does have restrooms. This gives a whole new meaning to them now. The next time I walk into one I will be thinking of a free peep show. Lol.I guess the back seat of a car isn't safer than a store. Geez people.

You aim too, please.

We could fix him right up in the gardening department. Just hand me the loppers, thanks.

And then there was the guy who was arrested after he got stuck trying to crawl under a partition into an occupied women's restroom stall. That one didn't make the blog during the strumpeting.

Maybe they change the Florida motto to

"Right at the corner of Sick and Perverted"????

O the U, that was my first thought too.

Florida, all of it, will be gone by 2050, because we are the bitches of the oil companies, so take the time to thank your congress critter for bending over and taking it hard from the KochBrothers and letting the planet melt down. So if we build a wall at the top of florida, and keep the inmates down there, then the stupid won't get into the rest of the country.

The order of these events is important, it's considered declasse to scare the little girl first.

Koch Brothers hysteria sighting!

As for the Walgreens story, her alibi was obviously nothing but a stall tactic.

Hey baby. Your stall or mine?

Contrary to popular belief not everyone in Florida is nucking futs!

billb, did you invent the internet, too?

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