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Naked Florida man scares 6-year-old girl after having sex in Walgreens bathroom
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
RELATED: Florida man gets trapped in bathroom during failed panty raid
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
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Naked Florida man scares 6-year-old girl after having sex in Walgreens bathroom
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
RELATED: Florida man gets trapped in bathroom during failed panty raid
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
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Public bathroom sex, that's the ticket.
Posted by: OldPhil | March 25, 2014 at 12:18 PM
I didn't even know that Walgreen's had public bathrooms. Why wasn't the
ladyfemale involved also charged?Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2014 at 12:38 PM
Another satisfied customer.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 25, 2014 at 12:45 PM
WARNING: ACTIVE E COLI AREA
WASH YOUR HANDS AND SEX ORGAN IF APPLICABLE.
HAVE A GREAT DAY.
Thanks in advance.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 25, 2014 at 01:03 PM
"The 24-year-old man was booked on charges of lewd/lascivious exhibition, indecent exposure in public, battery and knowingly driving with suspended or revoked license."
So ... one hasta have a license fer their sex drive, in Florida?
I did NOT know that! (One more reason to never go there ...)
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 25, 2014 at 01:40 PM
The poor girl.
Posted by: Elon | March 25, 2014 at 01:51 PM
Why bathrooms ? Whatever happened to using doorways in dark alleys, like most French people do ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 25, 2014 at 01:51 PM
I agree, cindy. I never saw a Walgreens with a bathroom for customers
and sex fiendswhen we were in Florida.Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2014 at 03:08 PM
"He had my little girl's panties in his pockets and one on the sink," Gonzalez said. "To me only a sick, perverted person would do that…Get help."
Amen, brother.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2014 at 03:10 PM
I know places in this country where he wouldn't have been arrested for stealin' panties ...
He'd've been hauled to the morgue ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 25, 2014 at 04:08 PM
Hey, Dave, how about diagramming that first sentence?
Posted by: Claire | March 25, 2014 at 04:29 PM
Too bad for the little girl. Yes Walgreens does have restrooms. This gives a whole new meaning to them now. The next time I walk into one I will be thinking of a free peep show. Lol.I guess the back seat of a car isn't safer than a store. Geez people.
Posted by: Theresa | March 25, 2014 at 05:24 PM
You aim too, please.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2014 at 05:37 PM
We could fix him right up in the gardening department. Just hand me the loppers, thanks.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 25, 2014 at 06:12 PM
And then there was the guy who was arrested after he got stuck trying to crawl under a partition into an occupied women's restroom stall. That one didn't make the blog during the strumpeting.
Posted by: coscolo | March 25, 2014 at 06:39 PM
Maybe they change the Florida motto to
"Right at the corner of Sick and Perverted"????
Posted by: funny man | March 25, 2014 at 07:58 PM
O the U, that was my first thought too.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 25, 2014 at 08:05 PM
Florida, all of it, will be gone by 2050, because we are the bitches of the oil companies, so take the time to thank your congress critter for bending over and taking it hard from the KochBrothers and letting the planet melt down. So if we build a wall at the top of florida, and keep the inmates down there, then the stupid won't get into the rest of the country.
Posted by: billb | March 25, 2014 at 10:13 PM
The order of these events is important, it's considered declasse to scare the little girl first.
Posted by: Sam | March 25, 2014 at 10:36 PM
Koch Brothers hysteria sighting!
Posted by: OldPhil | March 25, 2014 at 10:40 PM
As for the Walgreens story, her alibi was obviously nothing but a stall tactic.
Posted by: Pirateboy, the Extremely Proud | March 26, 2014 at 12:33 AM
Hey baby. Your stall or mine?
Posted by: Heywood | March 26, 2014 at 01:31 PM
Contrary to popular belief not everyone in Florida is nucking futs!
Posted by: Riverview Dude | March 26, 2014 at 02:24 PM
billb, did you invent the internet, too?
Posted by: Old Coot | March 26, 2014 at 02:53 PM