PLANNING A TRIP TO AUSTRALIA?
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March 31, 2014
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With the Aussies amusin' bent for booze & barbie, it's a wonder any of 'em have survived ... tho I have kinfolk livin' there, so somebuddy is (apparently) watchin' out for hazards ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | March 31, 2014 at 10:27 AM
Yawn. Nothing here that can't be matched or beat in Florida.
Posted by: JB | March 31, 2014 at 10:51 AM
Pumas in the crevices...?
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 31, 2014 at 11:29 AM
Why do you think they drink so much? It keeps them out of the outback and out of the water. Alcoholism is safer than nature.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 31, 2014 at 11:33 AM
I'm thinking that I'd rather go to New Zealand...
Posted by: JG | March 31, 2014 at 12:16 PM
Welcome to your nightmare! Tonight for your dreaming pleasure we'll be exploring Australias native serpents and how they can kill you. This will be followed up by a short dream about Carrot Top.
Posted by: nursecindy's subconscious mind | March 31, 2014 at 01:40 PM
On the first picture - did that snake just eat Batman? Look atthat hand!
Posted by: NoName | March 31, 2014 at 01:44 PM
Most of the snake pictures were pythons which aren't really that dangerous. The snakes they should have talked about: Taipans, Brown snakes, Tiger snakes, and DEATH ADDERS (which ironically aren't really adders.....but can kill much quicker than most adders....)
Posted by: LeDud | March 31, 2014 at 02:59 PM
Why did so much of that remind me of Florida?
One of my earliest memories is of my Grandmother yelling at me to ALWAYS SHAKE OUT YOUR SHOES BEFORE YOU PUT THEM ON!
And my cousins trained the baby to stand in front of the snakes and wave his arms to keep the snake's attention while they sneaked up and...
Shoot. Now I'm homesick.
Posted by: Steve | March 31, 2014 at 04:08 PM
Of the ten most venomous creatures in the world, fifteen are found in Australia.
Posted by: Ernie G | March 31, 2014 at 06:27 PM
Well thanks for shooting my trip to Australia down. So if I want to plan my funeral this year just go to Australia because I won't have to worry about coming back. Only in a pine box
Posted by: Theresa | March 31, 2014 at 08:23 PM