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He either has a cute mother-in-law or an ugly wife. Or the booze is VERY strong.
Posted by: Alien8 | March 27, 2014 at 12:45 PM
The legend of Crispi, f*** buddy gone wrong.
Soon to be a best seller.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 27, 2014 at 12:47 PM
Oops x 2.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 27, 2014 at 12:48 PM
Well, it WAS Unity Day...
Posted by: Duncan Idaho | March 27, 2014 at 12:52 PM
Blood, Sweat and Tears made this very reference in their signature 'made me so very happy' song.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 27, 2014 at 12:52 PM
ALERT ! ALERT! Off topic!!
This is on the back of an room deodorizer can.
KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
DO NOT get in eyes, on skin or clothing. May irritate eyes. DO NOT breathe spray. DO NOT over spray in confined areas DO NOT spray directly on food. Prolonged or frquent skin contact may cause an allergic reaction. DO NOT puncture or incinerate. DO NOT BURN.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! (That was mine).
You may now return to the topic.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 27, 2014 at 01:00 PM
mikey, girl, you've got to STOP inhaling those fumes
Posted by: ligirl | March 27, 2014 at 01:10 PM
ligirl,
Where am I? No wait, give me a seconed...
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 27, 2014 at 01:12 PM
I have friends who call this foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | March 27, 2014 at 01:25 PM
Is the punishment a variation of 'an eye for an eye'...a beast for acting beastly?
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | March 27, 2014 at 01:26 PM
Mikey, I hope you're feeling better soon. Stay away from in-law's patooties until the fumes die down.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | March 27, 2014 at 01:28 PM
Thank you Gargoyle...
I'll make sure to spray it OUTSIDE of the bathroom, perhaps in Alaska, which by definition is NOT a confined space.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 27, 2014 at 01:32 PM
The man from Hope strikes again.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 27, 2014 at 01:53 PM
Is it really so bad to be mistaken for your daughter? I know Mom-O-Lot gets happy when people ask if she and her daughter are sisters.
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | March 27, 2014 at 01:56 PM
Mr Moyo, convinced that his wife was playing-hard-to-get, continued petting his mother-in-law’s behind.
Bwahahahaha
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 27, 2014 at 03:30 PM
jeff - he was so drunk he didn't give a rat's ass What he was feelin'
Posted by: ligirl | March 27, 2014 at 04:00 PM
His future is behind her.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 27, 2014 at 04:48 PM
She was one of the Butt Sisters. He didn't care...
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 27, 2014 at 07:45 PM
Rex her, he hardly knew her. How many Os in Oedipus?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 27, 2014 at 08:05 PM
It also happened to me, but it was me who was gropped.
Posted by: Kolo | March 27, 2014 at 10:24 PM
"Butt, man, from behind they all look the same"...
Wooden dialogue generator test....
Posted by: funny man | March 27, 2014 at 11:14 PM