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March 24, 2014

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

8 arrested with guns, drugs and an alligator

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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LaCoe was in possession of an alligator, stolen mining equipment, 15 pounds of Marijuana, 52 grams of Methamphetamine, 5 firearms and a stun gun
In Miami this is called "lightly equipped".

Paraphrasing the late, great Warren Xevon:

Send lawyers, guns and money. And a couple of chickens.

"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

Obviously not from Florida, mining equipment is pretty useless in Florida.

Now if it was one guy with eight alligators, THAT would be Florida.

yea in rural orygun we have a bunch of ol boys lookin for gold. They trash the rivers and streams, and whatever the do find they use on drugs. Fortunately with the loss of timber biz, we have no taxes to pay for cops, so we have whole counties without law of any kind.
Looking for a Frontier Vacation, come on out. [cue Deliverance Song]

They may not have been in Florida but they must have gone through Florida at some point.

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