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March 24, 2014


Woman kicked purse-snatcher in testicles, Volusia deputies say

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch)


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He should be easy to find. Just look for a hunched over guy wearing plaid shorts and gasping for breath.

Man arrested shortly afterward near the crime scene.

Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Suspect (mouthing): No problem.

just look for the guy clutching himself

Whew! THAT wuz a narrow escape fer Moi Ownself!!!

That description of my personal physiognomy is spot on!

Well ... except for the "thin" part ... and the "Florida" part ...

& I don't recall gettin' kicked in the "privates ... OR the "texticles" ... whutever THOSE ar ... OH! ... nevermind ...

His career is finished. " Your money or your life ! " doesn't sound nearly as intimidating in falsetto.

The Jan Stenerud defense. Gotta love it.

Prolly more of a Ray Guy technique, Wes S. ... more direct & goin' fer elevation rather than distance ...

(y'all're mebbe nearly as elderly as I do be ... but then I saw Stendrud when he wuz in college ... as impressive as he wuz then, he got better ...)

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