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March 27, 2014

HE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA TRICYCLE LICENSE

A naked man riding a tricycle was arrested and charged with being under the influence of cocaine Tuesday evening, police said.

(Thanks to Barbara A, Charles Cates and Bill Jones)

Posted by on March 27, 2014 at 08:58 AM |

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In baseball this is called a triple play (or is that hitting for the tri-cycle).

Posted by: Loudmouth | March 27, 2014 at 09:09 AM

"Jermaine Jones, a 31-year-old from Trenton, was found naked under a stairwell, chewing glass and cigarette tobacco...

I'm thinking it may have been a little heavier than cocaine. Chances are he was complete off his meds.

Posted by: ubetcha | March 27, 2014 at 09:54 AM

Was he arrested for pedaling?

Posted by: JG | March 27, 2014 at 10:22 AM

Don't watch Chris Matthews anymore. Problem solved.

Posted by: Clankazoid | March 27, 2014 at 11:10 AM

I have friends who call this foreplay.

Posted by: Marquis de Sade | March 27, 2014 at 11:11 AM

I'm pretty sure the neighbor, Sheeba the filthy bar girl, has a valid Florida Tricycle License.

Posted by: manual tomato | March 27, 2014 at 11:43 AM

I hope they disinfect the seat before they give it back to the child.

Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | March 27, 2014 at 01:17 PM

Maybe he was chewing grass and tobacco? Darn spellcheck...

Posted by: Digger | March 27, 2014 at 03:20 PM

take it easy with the spammy sites, sht the NJ site sent me 30 fcking cookies and stopped my Puter from functioning for 10 minutes. I can't get those ten min. back can I....

Posted by: billb | March 27, 2014 at 10:16 PM

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