FINAL STRUMPDATE FOR NOW
Nice big happy crowd last night at the Louisville Public Library. Thanks to everybody who came to that event, and all the other events dating back to when this book tour started during the French and Indian War. I'm heading home to Miami today and will resume regular blogging tomorrow. If "regular" is the word I am looking for.
Why are you awake at 0645? Not enough Kentucky Bourbon last night?
Posted by: wiredog | March 20, 2014 at 06:48 AM
I have a flight at 0745. There is no God.
Posted by: Dave | March 20, 2014 at 06:49 AM
Is there booze on the flight? The sun's over the yardarm somewhere.
And I bet Judi has more to do with your flight scheduling than God does.
Posted by: wiredog | March 20, 2014 at 06:57 AM
There is booze on the flight, but it's reserved for the pilot.
Posted by: Dave | March 20, 2014 at 06:59 AM
Well, at least you're not going someplace with weird animals that eat anything that moves.
Posted by: wiredog | March 20, 2014 at 07:14 AM
If you want to interrupt the safety training by asking "Are we going to fly over water at any point in this trip?" you might be able to meet some new and exciting people.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 20, 2014 at 09:13 AM
"There is no God."
Dave
From Dave's next book - "You Can Bait Goys When You're 40."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 20, 2014 at 10:03 AM
Dave, all we blog-guys ask is that from now on you curtail your strumpeting during St. Patrick's week. One word: kilts. Thank you for your kind consideration.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 20, 2014 at 10:39 AM
You're heading to Miami, Dave. Don't forget to carry a live chicken.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 20, 2014 at 10:41 AM
welcome home, dave - betcha were homesick for
'The 101 Most Insane Things That Have Ever Happened In Florida'
They're the most Flori-duh crimes of the year
Many people were yelling
And everyone telling you "We need more Beer!"
They're the least organized crimes on the sphere
They're the slaphappiest people of all
With those couples a-cheating & drug-induced beatings
Freak 911 calls!!
They're the sap-crappiest people of all
There was much drunk confusion
And gender delusions
A naked man begged 'Tase me, bro!'
There was animal fighting -
(the people were biting!)
And all kinds of food they did throw
They're the most Flori-duh crimes of the year
There was Much genitalia
(- 'your brains - did they fail ya?!
in court you'll appear!')
They're the most Flori-duh criiiiimes
(they keep happening time after time ...)
They're the zombiest, funkiest,
driving most drunk-iest
something-went-wrongiest
crack smokin' bongiest
'He's got a GUN'! derful
'CALL 9-1-1'! derful
criiiiiiiiimes
of the year !
Posted by: ligirl | March 20, 2014 at 11:23 AM
Flew into Miami Beach BOAC, Didn't get to bed last night...
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 20, 2014 at 11:35 AM
Welcome back from book signing Dave
Posted by: Theresa | March 20, 2014 at 11:36 AM
Standing ovation for ligirl!
Posted by: MazarLarry | March 20, 2014 at 12:27 PM
I think it's time for ligirl to put out an album and go on tour.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | March 20, 2014 at 12:34 PM
I thought I saw her open up for Weird Al a few years back. She outdid even him.
Posted by: ubetcha | March 20, 2014 at 12:38 PM
Now Layzeeboy. Judi really didn't post many pictures like this. Or many like this either. WTG ligirl!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 20, 2014 at 01:49 PM
Of course there's a God, Dave. He just doesn't like you.
Also, "regular" is the word you are looking for if you are likening strumpeting to pooping, which I would not put past you.
;)
Posted by: Diva | March 20, 2014 at 02:05 PM
It has been a long nightmare....
No, not the strump tour, the endless news articles speculating about MH370.
We welcome the blog back for some much needed relief
(and rest)!!!!
Posted by: funny man | March 20, 2014 at 04:33 PM
I'm glad you'll be blogging again because judi didn't post any of my submissions. I think she should be fired.
Posted by: Suzie Q. Wacvet | March 20, 2014 at 09:26 PM
I think "characteristic" is the word you seek.
We look forward to it! Or backward, maybe.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | March 21, 2014 at 07:30 AM
Aside from the "until you're forty" restriction, I am wondering how Dave feels about Sophie's dating candidate pool being Floridian.
(And, major props to ligirl.)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 21, 2014 at 08:11 AM