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March 13, 2014

DUE TO OUR STRICT POLICY...

...blah blah blah.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Really?

What kind of maroon would name their kid "Unique?"

I had a co-worker named "Sparkle" for Gawd's sake?

Better "Unique" than Pat or Sharon.

(Stole that from Kate Micucci.)

it's a short i

so she's an oxymaroon

All "peters" are unique, just as snowflakes.

At least she wasn't named after her dad, Richard, who was commonly referred to as "Big..."

Unique?

Hic et ubique?

pronounced you-nek-cue

How do you catch unique peters?

You neak up on them.

I like it pronounced U-neek-way. Sounds more like someone's name.

LZ, you forgot the back half:

How to you catch tame peters?

Tame way.

Peters? Look, if there are more than one, they're not unique.
'Course, that's not saying some might not be odd.

Imagine that - she has a twin.

I am fine with it as a name.

Now in the yuppie pizza shop I go to some princess mommm has named her boy Seneca, which she shouts a lot, AND I think how fracking insensitive can you get BTCH to name your fancy rich wht boy after the First Americans who our people slaughtered to destroy their world and steal their lands, oh and trash the planet with your fancy yup lifestyles. NOW that I have an issue with, but I am old and lazy so I can't get off the chair to ManSplain to the Lady. Someone tweet it 4 me...

Part of the famous Peters trio: Unique, Monique and Antique.

@billb
Beside being a racist you are also wrong - Seneca is the name of Roman Philosophers (Younger and Elder).

their owners believe them all to be unique.

At least she doesn't have a name that sounds like an NGO.

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