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Posted by: Daisy | March 31, 2014 at 02:32 PM
Rob Ford is expected to pull away from McElroy after delivering one well placed head-butt.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 31, 2014 at 02:32 PM
Somehow I believe this guy.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | March 31, 2014 at 02:33 PM
Best political slogan since Tippecanoe and That Pothead Too."
Posted by: "Ol' Chumbucket | March 31, 2014 at 02:39 PM
This is one campaign promise that I would expect to be fully lived up to.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2014 at 02:42 PM
Looks too much like Geraldo for me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2014 at 02:58 PM
Vote early and often.
Posted by: Steve | March 31, 2014 at 03:19 PM
Ready for a smoke-out-the-vote campaign.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 31, 2014 at 04:52 PM
Does that speak that one has to have a buzz to be a Mayor?
Posted by: Theresa | March 31, 2014 at 05:18 PM
Is there a candidate who's promising just to drink mouthwash...?
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 31, 2014 at 05:43 PM
That's no worse a campaign slogan than the one Biden coined when he was asked a few weeks ago if he would run for President:
Biden said, "I can't think of a reason why not."
Biden 2016
Why Not?
Biden For President
I Can't Think of a Reason
Joe Biden 2016
Meh. Whatever!
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | March 31, 2014 at 05:58 PM
The new mayor wants pizza and tacos STAT. And some more zigzag papers.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 31, 2014 at 07:41 PM
I admire Biden for his environmental work, but I would never vote for him for President.
Posted by: Guin | March 31, 2014 at 08:00 PM
I hear he's refreshingly blunt.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 31, 2014 at 11:08 PM