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Honey Boo Boo eats cheese straight from the can

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[nursecindy]

OMG! Is this kid never going to grow up and go to college move on to other things?

[ligirl]

- whose can ?

[padraig]

Sadly, this is about as close as these people get to normal.

[Meanie the Blue]

I always thought the apocalypse would move faster than this.

[MikeyVA]

Her whole family makes Justin Beiber look civilized and mature.

[Loudmouth]

Who-Gives-A-....

Meanie, the end is rear.

[Steve]

Cheese comes in a can?
(Reads link)
No. No, it doesn't.
Cheesy, yes. Cheese, no.

[funny man]

MikeyVA, I'm not so sure...they could be from the same
family tree....

In other really old news, don't say you weren't warned that Ms. Boo Boo may
be a crime against humanity!

[Clankazoid]

I hesitate to assert that the quality of programming associated with the technological marvel that is television can't get any lower.

[ligirl]

this can only lead to cheese zits

(not to be confused with cheez-its)

[Tom (Not That Tom)]

Cheese from a can now, stoppage on the can later. At least that's what happened to my Dachshund that ate a pound of fine WI cheddar when I was a boy.

Ugh, that is an ugly sentence. Help, Mr language person!

[O the Umanity]

*thanks Pad' for implyin' that us northerners are sumwhut "normal" when we eat cheese/whutever frum the container ... except, we've learnt how to not spill ...*

[Meanie the Blue]

"When television is good, nothing — not the theater, not the magazines or newspapers — nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite each of you to sit down in front of your television set when your station goes on the air and stay there for a day without a book, without a magazine, without a newspaper, without a profit and loss sheet or a rating book to distract you. Keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that what you will observe is a vast wasteland."

- Newton Minow, Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, May 1961

Fifty three years later, just look how we have "progressed" from that bleak assessment!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Hey, at least she's still feeding herself and not using a motorized wheelchair to get to Walmart.....yet.

All proceeds from this show should be allocated to pay for her future diabetes medication. Because taxpayers shouldn't have to pay for it.

Have a salad, darlin', before it's too late.

[ligirl]

what meanie said

boob tube
noun Informal.
1. television.
2. a television set.
Origin:
1965–70; rhyming coinage, from the notion that television programming is foolish, induces foolishness, or is watched by foolish people

Dictionary.com Unabridged

- and who knew there'd Ever be So MANY b( o )( o )bs on tv ?

[Bob]

All humanity swells with pride.
Some of us swell with cheese, as well.

[O the U(manity)]

Television is a medium, so called because it is neither rare nor well-done.

[PG13 Wodehouse]

A) That Newton Minnow quote is what inspired Sherwood Schwartz to name a boat after him.

B) Say what you will about aerosol cheez, combined with Chicken in a Biskit crackers it makes a damn fine snack.