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March 21, 2014

ATTENTION, WALMART SHOE SHOPPERS

Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart in North Carolina.

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch and coscolo)

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I've always wondered what kind of a pose podiatry students use.

According to our local news they arrested this guy last night. I was appalled by this story. Who buys shoes at Walmart? I would also like to point out that there are no podiatry schools in or near Lincolnton.

May I be the first to say it?

Eeeeew!

Thank God he wasn't posing as a proctologist !

So that's what podiatryststrists do!

Licking Walmart Shoppers opened for the piano player appearing second floor near the escalator at Saks Fith Avenue.

'Be one of the first to save MADNESS'

welcome to walmart

I never quite understood the "This little piggy" nursery rhyme. This article does not help.

I don't do the "piggy" thing, but my greatniece loves it, for some reason, when I count her toes in Hebrew.
She gets cold feet, to coin a term, when I try out it in Spanish or German.
I'd just as soon stop it, but no one holds onto a game like a three year old.

Whaaat? It's homework.

In jail he'll be toeing the line.

Not sure what Wal*Mart's policy in NC is, but their stores here in Missouri are OK with concealed carry.

Just sayin'.

The ancient asian art of Toe Fu?

funny man - Toe-food.

(side note - Walmart toes? Really? Are bunions the new quinoa?)

Medical schools are big on community outreach these days.

*Merely wonderin' about specifics of the difference between toad sucking and toe sucking ... either/both would puke me werse'n lobelia ...*

Oh how classy is that figures its Walmart. Lol

This wouldn't be an ex-President with a face like Spuds McKenzie, would it ?

Recent etymological studies indicate this fetish may be related to a similar obsession with peanuts, hence the development of peanut-butter-and-toe-jam sandwich shops ...

I can hear it now...
Just like "I did not have sex with that woman"...

..."I did not suck those toes. (I was playing music
on the foot harp...)"

"...and this little piggy went 'Holy crap! Get that tongue away from me!!!'"

Do the motorized carts have toe slots?

Echoes of Dave's classic, "Big Trouble."

Arthur Herk: Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.

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