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Don't know. Look for yourself.
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2014 at 09:29 AM
I'm guessing it wasn't Charlie Sheen.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2014 at 09:29 AM
As long as it was a consenting adult tree I don't see any problem.
Posted by: wiredog | March 28, 2014 at 09:35 AM
'he wasn’t interested in coming down. As a matter of fact, he had work to do up there ...'
probly releaving himself
Posted by: ligirl | March 28, 2014 at 09:45 AM
Pat Traver's Snortin' Whiskey applies. Repeatedly listening to The Beatles White album may cause this type of behavior if you are a complete idiot.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 28, 2014 at 09:46 AM
Police said the incident was drug-related, but didn’t elaborate further.
I have a feeling a little alcohol was probably involved too.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2014 at 09:47 AM
........man stuck approximately four stories up in a tree wearing no clothes.
I would also like to point out that I don't know about Alabama but none of our trees here in N.C. wear clothes.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2014 at 10:35 AM
Around these parts, when drugs are involved with someone climbing up something to a considerable height, it's usually electricity transmission towers, with predictable results.
O_o
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 28, 2014 at 02:09 PM
That is the true definition of "looking up Uranus."
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 28, 2014 at 05:45 PM
Four stories up? Why didn't he join the infant tree?
Posted by: Ralph | March 28, 2014 at 08:54 PM
Were any of the stories written by Dave?
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2014 at 10:50 PM