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February 21, 2014

YOU MEAN THERE ARE OTHERS?

An excavation at the city’s political center has unearthed a 3-inch artifact that initially baffled archaeologists — until they realized it was one of the earliest documented feminine hygiene products in New York.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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I'm sure the new Mayor will find someway to ban, tax it or blame global warming.

All right, somebody has to say it:

They found a douche at City Hall. This is news?

. . .'Selfie' ? ? ! ?

Ah, the Mystery that is woman.

Ford 79

You mean Comrade Douche Bag.

I saw Documented Douche open for Ted Nugent.

"The discovery drove Geiger...deep into research..."

har!

Let the deniers be silent. The science is now settled.

- 'made from unidentified mammal bone '

Walter ? ? ?

Do you think the douche was used before or after the "celebratory event"? Either way ... ewwww. And maybe ... ouch!?

so many jokes. so little time.

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