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DOG FOOD AGAIN! MY FAVORITE! OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!
Posted by: Jeff | February 27, 2014 at 01:14 PM
I expect the classic Far Side cartoon will be proved correct.
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | February 27, 2014 at 01:19 PM
SQUIRREL!
Posted by: MOTW | February 27, 2014 at 01:36 PM
My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.
My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel!
Hey would you - cuerdo con tigo - I use that collar - watashi wa hanashi ma - to talk with. I would be happy if you stop.
Posted by: Dug | February 27, 2014 at 01:39 PM
jimmy fallon's joke last night: "where are my testicles?"
and of course "may i smell your backside?"
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | February 27, 2014 at 01:48 PM
Gary Larson already did this.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 27, 2014 at 02:26 PM
I believe Canine Thought Patterns opened for Bieber on his Total Maroon tour.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2014 at 02:36 PM
Check out so called "Doge Memes":
https://www.google.ca/search?q=doge+memes&espv=210&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=KpYPU7qpE4mFogTXwoGoDQ&ved=0CCgQsAQ&biw=1596&bih=1012
They explain whad dog would say.
Posted by: NoName | February 27, 2014 at 02:49 PM
Bacon !
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 27, 2014 at 02:52 PM
"The Dog Scientists were astonished to find that dogs had 73,847 different words describing smells."
Posted by: Steve | February 27, 2014 at 04:14 PM
A. A man in a rumpled blue shirt is asleep on the couch. It's time I walked across the hardwood floor and back.
*Tick tick tick tick tick*
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B. Now it's time I groomed my personal regions.
*Lick lick lick lick lick*
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Return to A and start over til Blue Shirt Man gets a column out of it.
Posted by: Betsy | February 27, 2014 at 04:27 PM
Geez, even a dog knows a microphone is not a loudspeaker.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | February 27, 2014 at 04:46 PM
Sorry...I left out the part about head-bonking-against-the-door.
(Never was great at foreign languages)
Posted by: Betsy | February 27, 2014 at 05:03 PM
Parlez-vous a humma-humma baby?
Posted by: Ralph | February 27, 2014 at 05:19 PM
Dogs, thoughts:
FOOD!
Turn in circles, lie down.
Sniff Butt!
Mommy home! Mommy home! (mommy goes to mailbox, takes 3 minutes, comes right back) Mommy home!
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 28, 2014 at 06:59 AM