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(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
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Aphinity Marday Jumping Bull?
Sounds Portland to me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 20, 2014 at 10:20 AM
But @ the end, the name changes to "Jumping BILL" ... so ... we blame Portland? Or Portland?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 20, 2014 at 11:12 AM
- butt will she be Jumping Bail ?
Posted by: ligirl | February 20, 2014 at 11:21 AM
WHo would do that to a kid, even an ugly one?
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 20, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Jumping Bull was the father of Sitting Bull, but this story doesn't mention any tribal aphinity. Forget the Florida license; get her a horse.
Posted by: Ralph | February 20, 2014 at 11:36 AM
I can see her defense attorney saying "that's all
Bull..."
Or maybe she was on that "stupid" hypnotherapy?
Posted by: funny man | February 20, 2014 at 11:38 AM
The U-turned into a DU-I because she has an Aphinity for alcohol.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2014 at 12:15 PM
her attorney is joseph montgomery farting jackass.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | February 20, 2014 at 12:39 PM
Hard to know where the middle name(s) stop and the last name(s)begin(s).
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 20, 2014 at 04:26 PM
"Does this name make me look fat?"
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | February 20, 2014 at 04:32 PM
I knew a guy whose last name was "Two Running Rabbits" - I swear. His first name was Jack, and he was from North Dakota.
Posted by: oil.pud | February 20, 2014 at 08:48 PM