WE MIGHT AS WELL SHOVE THE CONSTITUTION INTO A SHREDDER

Thirsty ice fishermen can no longer receive beer deliveries via drones in Minnesota

(Thanks to everyone who has ever lived)

Comments

[Omniskeptic]

Sorry, but we need the drones to drop fake snow. Oh, and about that ice you're fishing on? Walk softly.

[Steve]

I've been ice fishing. Nothing beats sitting there and watching your fishin' hole freeze over in three minutes, flat.
Except, maybe, catching fish. Which we didn't because the fish were all home sitting by a roaring fire.
Beer would have helped. If we could have gotten the fish to drink it.

[O the Umanity]

The beer is actually a secret ingredient which knowledgeable ice fisherpersons use to dip their bait into, serving as an attractant to reluctant nibblers ... it catches more fish than undipped bait ... but it's a secret ...

... um ... Ignore this post ...

[LeDud]

I personally won't drink beer when its below -10. Now a good hot bratwurst via drone...thats the ticket.

[Jono]

Noooo...!

[Stuart]

Drones can lift that much?!

Must be lite beer.....

[JohnR]

Are you here all week?

[NJGill]

Not a shredder, a wood chipper.

[Omniskeptic]

In a high school "English" class I attended, the teacher first taught the room full of Future Farmers how to spell "poem" and then assigned everyone to write one.

One lad's submission began:

Now that it's wintertime in Michigan,
My friends and I can ice fish again.

I believe he got an A.

[Kibby F5™]

I have to admit, it's not quite the same thing pouring your heart out to a drone as it is to a bar tender...