THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Without warning the woman then picked up a large bream from the counter and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Comments

[max]

There's something fishy about this story, if she loves PB so much didn't she slap him a jar of Skippy?

[LeDud]

"Don't cross the Breams.." Harold Ramis

[PG13 Wodehouse]

Must have been a Python fan.

[MOTW]

I hope police net the perps soon. There reely isn't a good explanation for this sort of behavio(u)r.

[MOTW]

Bream ~= Sunfish

Would it have made any difference had she given warning?

[Annie Where-but-here]

"I have a bream that one day every deli shall be pelted..."

[padraig]

Stun bream go a-way today,
Don't feel much like slap-pin',
Sea food come right up across my face
Irish girl's shelackin'

[Loudmouth]

That's cold.

[PirateBoy]

She's now a pike-er?

I bet she's at home, recovering from a sore trout.

I dreamed a bream <- Les Mis?

[klezmerphan]

*groans @ PB*

[oneblankspace]

Now we know why all those peasants had no bream and had to eat crake.

[Alien8]

I saw Bream Attack warming up for Phish back in '98. Helluva show.

[Marquis de Sade]

I have friends who call this foreplay.

[funny man]

Fidh tag...Wherever the hell.. the U.K. version of the punchout "game"?

You're "it"!