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February 23, 2014

SURPRISE!

Rat tail is birthday surprise in 96-year-old Commack man's cake

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Jenny Kellner)

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The Stones need Joe Valente.

Hickory dickory yuck!

So now we know that rat tails taste bad...

If it doesn't kill him, it'll make him stronger. Maybe strong enough to go after the baker.

Now with extra protein!

I once found a rat tail in a candy bar, similar story (Except I was 21, not in my 90's!). But the bad news? I bought it from a vending machine at the conclusion of a search and rescue training class, where we had been lectured for the past 6 hours how to find and improvise emergency food sources.

Rat tartare, however, was not one of the topics covered.

The Farmer's Wife and her carving knife have moved up to the Blind Rat level.

Do you know how hard it is to find something that a 96 year old hasn't tried?!?

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