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This Map Shows Which States Have the Longest (and Shortest) Sex
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
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February 22, 2014
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Haven't looked at it yet, but depending on where Wisconsin ranks I'm ready with either:
"Hey, it's cold up here, things can break off if you expose them too long."
OR:
"Hey, we're just trying to stay warm as long as possible."
Posted by: padraig | February 22, 2014 at 10:04 AM
Shrinkage is always a good excuse, pad.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2014 at 10:16 AM
Yikes, Alaska. Wham, bam, thank you, Nanook.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 22, 2014 at 10:32 AM
In New Mexico, everything is slow. Molasses is still trying to cross the border. Try driving on a highway there (there are no streets; only highways). You always get stuck behind someone who thinks 40 is the new 65.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 22, 2014 at 01:19 PM
Green chile and low oxygen levels combine for a strong aphrodisiac....
Posted by: Steve @ Secret Location | February 22, 2014 at 06:11 PM
I had a hard time (ha!) believing these numbers until I figured out they included foreplay.
Posted by: PG13 Wodehouse | February 22, 2014 at 08:50 PM
And how many of us checked out the nude yoga photo article at the bottom? I'm guessing those times would be a lot longer if more folks did. Of course, among us blogit types, with the "discerning" eye we tend to have, the number who checked it out would be closer to 100%.
Posted by: mm | February 23, 2014 at 03:42 AM
Nodak ... where all the children are a result of bein' above "average" ...
(& why might one surmise the women in Minnesnowta are so Wobegon? Check the scores ...)
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 23, 2014 at 09:03 AM
I had to laugh at Nevada being one of the shortest. That makes sense: they charge for sex by the minute there, gotta keep it short to keep the price down. ;)
Posted by: XJ | February 24, 2014 at 01:04 AM