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Been there, heard that.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 27, 2014 at 02:06 PM
Why don't they take the other approach and just show the goals scored? That'll take two minutes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 27, 2014 at 02:32 PM
Key quote:
Ross County won the ******* match 2-1, thanks to a late ******* goal from Melvin De ******* Leeuw.
Posted by: oneblankspace | February 27, 2014 at 03:56 PM
Shoot! That could have been educational.
I don't think I know that many seven-letter swear words.
What a screwup.
Wait.
Posted by: Steve | February 27, 2014 at 04:23 PM
Swear words in Gaelic are longer, Steve.
Posted by: Digger | February 27, 2014 at 04:37 PM
They could have just deleted the entire audio track and substituted Yakety Sax.
Posted by: Ralph | February 27, 2014 at 05:07 PM
They tried to show the game with sound from studio announcers but the announcers refused on the grounds that soccer "without swearing is too &^%$ing boring for anyone to *&^%ing watch."
Posted by: max | February 27, 2014 at 05:12 PM
I would have suggested the soundtrack from the Benny Hills Show chase scenes, but the geezer bus arrived early.
Posted by: RochPete | February 28, 2014 at 12:10 PM