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February 20, 2014

NO URANUS JOKES, PLEASE

Muslims have been warned in a Fatwa not to go and live on Mars because it would pose "a real risk to life", according to a Dubai news organisation.

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Jeff Schneider)

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I wouldn't insult the Martians. They have phasers and light sabers.

It would seem that the Muslims have been usin' the same hypnosis therapy as Barbie ...

However, the said nothing about going to the Moon,
Saturn or Jupiter. Or Alpha Centari. I hope that
Richard Branson's Virgin Spaceways will drop them off there.

Should be pretty easy one to follow in the near future.

Why would you want to go to Mars when you live in a nice place like Afghanistan?

Wasn't there a sign on the moon - 'No terrorists allowed'? I'm sure I saw one there.

So, Al Queda, you are not allowed to go there. Don't even think about it. Because it's the law.

The New Gitmo.

sorry. couldn't help myself. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/S1PABXtFy_I/AAAAAAAAKs4/UfJ8cptiD_M/s1600-h/Rocket+to+Uranus.jpg

no worries dave. i'll leave the uranus jokes to the professionals.

Is that why the new "Welcome to Mars" signs are on Israel's borders?

Because all the other hazardous places for Muslims have been covered elsewhere.

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