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February 20, 2014

IT WON'T BE EASY

Barbie wannabe with 32JJ boobs has hypnotherapy to be more STUPID

Advisory: Monster fake gazombas.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

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I do like the headline. I saw this yesterday but it was too stupid to read.

Impossible, I'd say, Dave. But you're right - those things are scary.

How smart is it to pay to get stupid?

Betsy, I think that's the first proof of success.

Ken was asked about their love life but refused to comment. He said he doesn't kiss and Mattel..

Seems like overkill.

She won't complain if you stare...and guys, she's huge available...

And of course, the STAR never, ever photoshops anything....

Already accomplished the brainless part, I'd say.

ow, my eyes!

Sorry, guys, but aside from her huge basooms, she is ugly. But then you were probably not looking at her face.

Surgery to remove her brain tissue should be about as serious as a toenail clipping. Seriously, how is she financing all this? Some guy with more money and testosterone than brains?

padraig - said guy's blood flow isn't anywhere near his brain IYKWIM(AITYD).

Massively Congress-worthy.

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