HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT BAIT

Shoplifter stuck fishing poles down his pants at Rock Hill Walmart

(Thanks to J.R.Absher)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Maybe that was his bait IYKWIM.

[max]

Are they sure he wasn't just happy to be frisked?

[O the U(manity)]

Rather lends a new ambience to the term "Happy Hooker" ... eh?

[funny man]

What do you suppose he was fishin' for?

[ligirl]

'When he left the aisle, he was walking with one leg straight, “as if he had a long item in his pant leg,'

. . . um,

yeah, no . . .

[Ralph]

Speaking of fishing:

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job.

The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid said, "Sure, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down to see how things went.

"How many sales did you make today?"

The young man replied without hesitating, "One."

The boss said, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.

How much was the sale for?"

The kid said, "$101,237.64."

The boss said, "$101,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!"

the kid said, "First I sold him a small fish hook.

Then I sold him a medium fish hook.

Then I sold him a larger fish hook.

Then I sold him a new fishing rod.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

Amazed, the boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?"

"No sir, he came here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

[LeDud]

Just to even things out Ralph, now tell a joke about some guy getting kicked in the groin.

[nursecindy]

I like Ralph's joke!
I've been to the Walmart in Rock Hill and this doesn't surprise me at all. Maybe he should rethink the orange fleece if he decides to do anymore shoplifting.

[MikeyVA]

SNORK @ Ralph

[Gargoyle Socks]

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to shoplift and he eats for life.

Or something like that.