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New Hyundai Vehicle Fueled By Poo
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February 26, 2014
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Dung powered.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 26, 2014 at 09:27 AM
Hydrogen, eh? what's the worst that could happen ?
Posted by: oneblankspace | February 26, 2014 at 10:11 AM
How do the good people of Tuscan feel about this car?
The Tucson’s three-year lease — about $3,000 down and then nearly $500 a month – will include maintenance and unlimited hydrogen refueling at a dozen pumps around California. Its tank takes about three minutes to fill depending on how much ex-lax you have consumed.
Posted by: MOTW | February 26, 2014 at 10:40 AM
The Hyunda Hindenburg.
Posted by: MikeyVA | February 26, 2014 at 10:49 AM
The Tucson? Oh, the humidity!
Posted by: Ralph | February 26, 2014 at 11:02 AM
Oh, that is so full of s**t!
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 26, 2014 at 11:06 AM
Could I fill it up at the Dave Barry Lift Station #16?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 26, 2014 at 11:15 AM
Fill up at your local Taco Bell.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | February 26, 2014 at 11:55 AM
i would totally have mine fitted out with an elaborate system to make loud fart noises when fueling and i would video the reactions of those nearby...
and "hi, motw!"
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | February 26, 2014 at 12:10 PM
Good news, they will run out of poo sometime.
Unless they live in D.C.....
Posted by: funny man | February 26, 2014 at 12:41 PM
smooches - Hi, mud! Yes, agreed. Since electric cars are fitted with loud masculine revving sound bites, then I nominate you to be in charge of fart bites.
Wait .. that doesn't sound right.
Posted by: MOTW | February 26, 2014 at 01:12 PM
Sounds just right for the President's limo. Put him inside and never stop for gas again.
Posted by: vanderleun | February 26, 2014 at 01:48 PM
Must be a Poop De Ville.
Posted by: Stev0 | February 26, 2014 at 02:10 PM
It was the Kia that farted. Really!
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 26, 2014 at 07:01 PM
Sounds like my '77 Skylark.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 28, 2014 at 07:16 AM