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February 18, 2014


Miley Cyrus Chewed On A Fan’s Dirty Underwear During Bangerz Concert

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(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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Her dad must have dropped her on her little head at some point along the way. Something is WRONG with that girl.

Carlos Danger is complaining about Miley's actions??? Where is that wench, Miss Manners, when you need her?

So now she has Pica? She'll do anything for attention.

Please, can she be dropped off on the same desert island that Paris Hilton was banished to, so we will never, ever see either again?

Ewwwww, Potential health hazard.

Did we ever think the day would come when we'd long for a distracting news brief from Paris Hilton ?

I bet she's a very, very good girl, if you know what I mean.

Clearly drugs are not involved .

Maybe we could kill two birds with one stone. Put her and Bieber in a basement in northern Canadia. He'd be in chains within a couple of hours and she'd be preoccupied with her new toy. Just make sure at least one of them is fixed. We wouldn't want them procreating.

Miley Cyrus Chewed On A Fan’s Dirty Underwear During Bangerz Concert

Sounds about right

If that had read "Miley Cyrus Chewed On A Fan's Banger During Dirty Underwear Concert" it would have made just as much sense. Of course, "Dirty Underwear" wbagnfarb.

Mental floss.

She "...violate(d) another foam finger, pretended to masturbate, and ride around a huge fake hot dog."
Wait a minute. Don't we know someone who rode around on a "fake hot dog."?

Why don't we all chip in a get our own Blog drone to use on folks like this?

Well my mother told me to wear clean underwear in case I got hit.....in case a psycotic b!tch chewed on it.

Bangers... that's the British word for sausages, innit?

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