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Ok, that's a disappointing headline.
end an armed standoff which police believe was fueled by alcohol and an argument with a friend over how to discipline a dog that urinated in the man's apartment.
Posted by: MOTW | January 30, 2014 at 03:52 PM
Most urine stains can be removed with a simple combination of baking soda, bleach, a flamethrower and moving to another town. There is absolutely no need for violence.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 30, 2014 at 03:53 PM
The reporter seems confused as to whether the standoff fueled by alcohol or dog urine. Perhaps it was Michelob Ultra Pomegranate Raspberry beer. I get those two confused sometimes, too.
Posted by: NurseCindyFanClub | January 30, 2014 at 05:47 PM
"Troopers believe Palmeri may have been passed out during part of the standoff."
Cop 1: I hear snoring. Should we wake him?
Cop 2: Nah. I need the overtime.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 05:54 PM
Dog Urine Fuels may be just the energy resource that this country needs.
Posted by: Hugh Jass | January 31, 2014 at 10:12 AM