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Man tries to rob Penn. Hallmark store with death threat written on card
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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January 31, 2014
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I'm really glad he didn't write the message in the Mother's Day card for his Mom.
Talk about an awkward meal...
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 31, 2014 at 08:40 AM
Shouldn't that logo read "Loser!" ... ?
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 31, 2014 at 09:04 AM
When you care enough to rob the very best.
Posted by: Steve | January 31, 2014 at 09:41 AM
Someone doesn't understand the concept.
I wonder...did he have a gub?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2014 at 10:12 AM
He spent all morning writing "Kindly place all the money in the bag, and no one shall be injured." in calligraphy.
Posted by: padraig | January 31, 2014 at 10:12 AM
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Put Money in the Bag or I'll Kill You.
Posted by: Alien8 | January 31, 2014 at 10:14 AM
I understand those "Maxine" cards can be pretty sassy. Maybe the cashier just didn't understand that brand of humor.
Posted by: NurseCindyFanClub | January 31, 2014 at 11:02 AM
Cards like this
Are tons of fun
I only wish
That I owned a gun.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 31, 2014 at 11:20 AM
Roses are great,
violets are tops,
I hit the alarm
and here come the cops.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 31, 2014 at 12:44 PM
Hearts and flowers, ribbon, and lace.
It's time for a stick-up funny face!
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2014 at 01:21 PM
Robbers are read,
By someone like you.
Hallmark has green,
So gimme some, too.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 31, 2014 at 01:53 PM
I think that I shall never see
A crime so bold,
Performed by me.
Please fill this bag,
I've got to run.
If you trip the alarm,
It won't be fun.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 31, 2014 at 01:57 PM
Robbers are red,
Violence is blue,
When cops show up,
And bust me in two.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 31, 2014 at 01:59 PM
HEY, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my Ruger,
Mo' cash now, baby!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 31, 2014 at 02:08 PM
What ever became of the law which permitted all Hallmark cashiers to keep a loaded gun in the cockpit.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 31, 2014 at 02:21 PM
Gimme all your Gold Seals!
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | January 31, 2014 at 02:26 PM
Hallmark makes cards
For the caring and sociable
But me and my piece here
Want something negotiable
Posted by: Betsy | January 31, 2014 at 02:28 PM
A true Hallmook moment.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 31, 2014 at 03:40 PM
Then they robbed him. That damned card was $5.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 31, 2014 at 04:32 PM
Nice grubby beard...
When you care enough to send the hairy beast.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 31, 2014 at 05:57 PM