THE DOG IS NOT TALKING
Dog Faces Trial For Biting Bank Worker’s Penis
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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January 30, 2014
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Settle out of court? Prolly din't wanna produce "Exhibit 'A' " ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 30, 2014 at 10:39 AM
The dog may not be talking because he's still chewing.
Eeeeewwwww!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 30, 2014 at 10:54 AM
Send him to Wall Street. Or to the Fed, for that matter.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 30, 2014 at 11:07 AM
If only his bark were worse than his bite.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 30, 2014 at 11:20 AM
Must have been one of those wiener dogs.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 30, 2014 at 11:21 AM
Is that a Snaussage in your pants or are you just glad to see my dog.. Cocker spaniel ?
Posted by: Sean In Akron | January 30, 2014 at 11:44 AM
my dogs mostly go after balls
Posted by: ligirl | January 30, 2014 at 11:52 AM
Who the hell walks home from work naked? Or with his guska hanging out? I mean, did the dog know how to unzip his pants?
Posted by: But Not That Tom | January 30, 2014 at 12:03 PM
he quickly rushed home to check his penis and discovered that he had been severely injured
I'm fairly certain I would know without having to rush home to check.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 30, 2014 at 12:34 PM
Okay, the part about needing to urinate with the aid of a pipe is confusing. But I probably don't want to know any more details.
Seems like it would be easier to urinate with the extra holes. Kinda like a sprinkler or a fountain.
When life hands you lemons...
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | January 30, 2014 at 01:13 PM
They're making a documentary staring WC Fields. It's called 'the Bank Dick'
Posted by: JG | January 30, 2014 at 01:17 PM
Now I know what this dog was after.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 02:54 PM
BACON!!!!!!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 30, 2014 at 03:53 PM
'Scuse me while I whip this...ow, ow, ow, OK it's back in.
Posted by: Steve | January 30, 2014 at 04:31 PM
W.C. Fields must be wincing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgjg_fQ3yVI
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | January 30, 2014 at 06:24 PM
Those dudes have hyenas as pets, not going there without wearing a cup, and a hockey mask. And a personal mini-gattling gun.
Posted by: #billb | January 30, 2014 at 10:45 PM