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Research Shows It’s Better To Run To Best Nearby Shelter After Nuclear Detonation Blast

(Thanks to Roberto and Samuel Sprague)

Comments

[wiredog]

Procedure for when you see a nuclear explosion:
Turn your back to the blast.
Get on your knees.
Grab your ankles
Kiss your a$$ goodbye.

[Roberto]

I was told: "When you see an atomic blast drop down, and crawl to a nearest cemetery".

[Jeff Meyerson]

That's certainly the way we learned it, wiredog.

[nursecindy]

I thought you were suppose to climb under your desk and put your arms over your head. Isn't this the proper way to do it?

[MikeyVA]

DUCK and COVER!!!!

Ah, memories of my childhood.

[Clankazoid]

Climb in an old refrigerator. It worked for Indy.

[Ralph]

I saw a mushroom cloud out my window last year. It took me a few seconds to realize my neighbor had lit his wood stove, and the cloud wasn't as far away or as large as it first appeared.

More shelter advice.

[Omniskeptic]

And never bring a knife to a nuclear exchange.

[Loudmouth]

Or wrap yourself in duct tape and liberally anoint with WD-40. Protected by the silvery stuff and the fallout will slip right off.

Yeah Mikey, we cowered under elementary desks back then, too.

[#billb]

AND the secret to surviving a nuke, do not live near a military base or big city.
Nobody wastes a nuke on poodunk, nebraska

[Steve]

If you see a nuclear detonation and live to tell about it, just stand there and see what super powers you're going to get.