NATURE
Large testicles are linked to infidelity
(Thanks to funny man, Bill Jones and Bill Hudgins)
Warning: Disturbing photo.
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January 30, 2014
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Oh, ballocks.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 30, 2014 at 08:43 AM
Natural selection favours small, cheap genitals ... um ... dates ... um ... characteristics ...
OH! SHINY!
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 30, 2014 at 08:50 AM
Our brain is our "peacock's tail"? And we show off our brains by chatting?
One may presume that the reporter has never experienced the raw sexual energy of a typical Mensa meeting.
Posted by: Steve | January 30, 2014 at 09:30 AM
I guess this explains Donald Trump...and Charlie Sheen.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 30, 2014 at 09:52 AM
according to the picture: a Cheeta has big balls
Posted by: ligirl | January 30, 2014 at 11:31 AM
I'm feeling very monogamous...
Didn't AC/DC write a song about this?
Posted by: But Not That Tom | January 30, 2014 at 12:11 PM
Hellooo - according to the article, it's linked to infidelity in women. So the Donald and Charlie still have some 'splainin' to do. And guys with truckballz hangin' off their pick-ups need to check on their wives.
Also, this entirely grossed me out: "Each day, all the men on Earth combined produce an amount of semen equal to the volume of water in Norway's largest river, the Glomma."
*scratches Norway off travel list*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 12:44 PM
It's a burden we bear...bare...whatever.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | January 30, 2014 at 01:06 PM
"...we humans measure each other's brains before we mate...."
And all this time I thought human sexual selection was based on toilet seat positions.
Posted by: Ralph | January 30, 2014 at 01:27 PM
Annie' ... and that volume of the river would be measured in ... cf/s ... um ... yeah, that's perty disgusticatin' ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 30, 2014 at 01:42 PM
It would take very large steel ones for me to cheat on Mrs. Layzee. She's ex-Army.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 30, 2014 at 03:57 PM
We measure each others' brains?
Well, I guess there's a lot of miscalibrated test instruments out there. The human race isn't ISO 9001 compliant.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 31, 2014 at 08:38 AM