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Animal Sex Jury Erupts in Laughter After Hearing Man Was Rejected By Cow
(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch, Unholy Slacker, Matt Filar, Richard Wise and Omniskeptic)
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"Paul Lovell, 61, was spotted by a couple allegedly trying to engage in intercourse with the sheep..."
Baaaaad writing...or redneck kama sutra.
"...dropped a charge of indecent exposure due to a lack of evidence." Snooooork!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2014 at 09:55 AM
i'd laugh too, and really lack of evidence, from a COW? would the cow have been testifying in court? honestly? not that sex with a cow wouldnt really be a good band name.
Posted by: queensbee | January 29, 2014 at 09:57 AM
Hey Elsie, we don't want cows with good taste, we want cows that taste good, yaknowwhatimean?
Posted by: padraig | January 29, 2014 at 10:13 AM
Animal Sex Jury is the farm team for Insane Cow Posse, and they have petitioned the court to be added as plaintiffs to the suit against the FBI. Seems the feds listed their fans as a "herd".
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 29, 2014 at 10:32 AM
The cow probably thought he was just another weirdo.
"Click, Clack, Noooo - Cows That Typecast."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2014 at 10:37 AM
"Paul Lovell, 61, was spotted by a couple allegedly trying to engage in intercourse with the sheep after and failing to seduce a cow near to the Tottenham Hotspur training ground in north London last September."
I'm confused...was the couple going for a threesome with the sheep?
Hey McCleod get off of my ewe.
Posted by: kennef | January 29, 2014 at 10:44 AM
Annie Where BH ya saw it first!
Posted by: kennef | January 29, 2014 at 10:46 AM
Perhaps, but yours was funnier.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2014 at 11:19 AM
When the spirit moooo's you.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 29, 2014 at 03:45 PM
He obviously didn't get his milk for free.
But, ladies, he's still single and available!
Posted by: funny man | January 29, 2014 at 07:15 PM
Get him a plane tic to New Zeeeland, the sheep are nervous, but they can't say nooo.
Posted by: #billb | January 29, 2014 at 10:53 PM
It's a cow. You're supposed to tip them. Every. Redneck knows that.
Posted by: Awnree | January 29, 2014 at 11:45 PM
Yes, but only 15 to 20%, and only if they're really "friendly", if you get...
Posted by: Steve | January 30, 2014 at 09:47 AM