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January 31, 2014


Pope Francis blesses former male stripper's parrot

(Thanks to Ralph and Bob Brogan)

In other parrot news: Learner driver busted on highway being supervised by pet parrot

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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He said the pope was impressed with his parrot.

Hey, yer Eminence, take a gander at this parrot, woodja?

Give him a Florida license. The Pope, not the parrot.

In Florida a parrot is consider overqualified as a driving instructor.

It looks like an African Grey, so it's probably better that the bird was supervising and she driving than the other way around.

My first inclination was to make a joke about "parrot" being a euphemism. Out of curiosity I checked the urban dictionary. As usual, that was a mistake.



Polly want a steering wheel.

Peg Leg - it's pronounced "GuyBulge."

Parrot, huh? So that's what Popes are calling it these days.

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway,
Be sure to bring a parrot,
Who'll tell you "Do it my way".

Before charges are filed,
Send the bird back to the wild.
In a true epic fail,
This'll just end in jail.

Bless the stripper's parrot? Yes.

But probably NOT the guy's Cockatoo.

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