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January 29, 2014


Man Crashes Car Into Fried Chicken Restaurant, Strips Naked, Masturbates in Intersection

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Jeff Renner)


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Looks like Toronto's getting a new mayor!

crash car into fried chicken restaurant
strip naked

strip naked
crash car into fried chicken restaurant

Getting his priorities straight should be at the top of his court ordered rehab to do list.

Come on up here and try that, Pal. It's 12°.

Some people get more done before noon than I'm going to do all day.

That's a hell of a way to signal a turn.

Right out of the Eagles fan manual or man fanual if you prefer.

Fried chicken, sudden and violent vibrations. Who, among us, hasn't reacted similarly at some point?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To avoid being choked.

I suppose he was chokin' the chicken...so to speak.

Apparently substances were involved.

"...but in terms of any public lewdness charge, he got off."


"Tonight's special is jerked chicken."

No thanks, I'll have the fish.

Oh, god. You made me click on a Breitbart link.

Now I have to go scrub down with a Brillo.

Don't do it in traffic, Steve. Remember what happened the last time.

Different people react differently to the State of the Union speech.

Officer: Come here often?

Male operator: Yes.

You want cuffs with that?

I have friends who call that foreplay.

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