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Man Crashes Car Into Fried Chicken Restaurant, Strips Naked, Masturbates in Intersection
(Thanks to Charles Cates and Jeff Renner)
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Looks like Toronto's getting a new mayor!
Posted by: Todd | January 29, 2014 at 11:24 AM
crash car into fried chicken restaurant
strip naked
masturbate
strip naked
masturbate
crash car into fried chicken restaurant
Getting his priorities straight should be at the top of his court ordered rehab to do list.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 29, 2014 at 11:33 AM
Come on up here and try that, Pal. It's 12°.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 29, 2014 at 11:45 AM
Some people get more done before noon than I'm going to do all day.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2014 at 11:50 AM
That's a hell of a way to signal a turn.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | January 29, 2014 at 12:03 PM
Right out of the Eagles fan manual or man fanual if you prefer.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 29, 2014 at 12:07 PM
Fried chicken, sudden and violent vibrations. Who, among us, hasn't reacted similarly at some point?
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | January 29, 2014 at 12:47 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid being choked.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2014 at 01:23 PM
I suppose he was chokin' the chicken...so to speak.
Posted by: EyeGore | January 29, 2014 at 01:26 PM
Apparently substances were involved.
Posted by: wiredog | January 29, 2014 at 01:30 PM
"...but in terms of any public lewdness charge, he got off."
Uhhhh-HUH!
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | January 29, 2014 at 02:33 PM
"Tonight's special is jerked chicken."
No thanks, I'll have the fish.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 29, 2014 at 03:49 PM
Oh, god. You made me click on a Breitbart link.
Now I have to go scrub down with a Brillo.
Posted by: Steve | January 29, 2014 at 03:56 PM
Don't do it in traffic, Steve. Remember what happened the last time.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2014 at 04:03 PM
Different people react differently to the State of the Union speech.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 29, 2014 at 06:25 PM
Officer: Come here often?
Male operator: Yes.
Posted by: funny man | January 29, 2014 at 07:12 PM
You want cuffs with that?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2014 at 07:46 PM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | January 30, 2014 at 08:22 AM