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Science Confirms the Existence and Purpose of Rebound Sex
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January 30, 2014
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That's ... um ... not what I heard in "Relationships 305" class in college ... yeah, I heard that differently in college ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 30, 2014 at 04:35 PM
Is there also jump shot sex and rim shot sex ? Enquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 30, 2014 at 04:39 PM
Don't fergit Free-shot sex, Clank' ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 30, 2014 at 04:43 PM
Actually, slap shot sex is the worst.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 30, 2014 at 05:55 PM
rebound sex: when the ball is in your court
Posted by: ligirl | January 30, 2014 at 06:33 PM
Infield fly rule. Best. Ever.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 06:56 PM
Best I could ever manage was a slow dribble to the outfield.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 30, 2014 at 07:04 PM
Maybe you need to work on your bat speed.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 30, 2014 at 07:49 PM
I don't enjoy the bitching and whining about the ex that comes with rebound sex. Forget the trash talk and concentrate on the score.
Posted by: Ralph | January 30, 2014 at 08:36 PM
Slam dunk could probably be a real sex term.
Posted by: Elon | January 30, 2014 at 10:11 PM
Ralph - try focusing on the positive things in your life and you'll find yourself bitching and whining less.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 31, 2014 at 12:05 AM
Hey, Bitching and Whining is not a bad agency. They're handling my comeback tour.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 31, 2014 at 09:17 AM
Annie--I got your "infield fly" right here... ;)
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 31, 2014 at 09:25 AM
My last breakup was nearly 50 years ago. I was so angry I had to see a therapist.
"Rebound sex" didn't help nearly as much as the therapist speaking up one day. She said, "You ought to thank God you're rid of the b!tch."
And the truth shall set you free.
Posted by: Steve | January 31, 2014 at 10:25 AM